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« on: July 10, 2009, 10:24:58 PM »

u May have read this be4 but still i'm posting coz every time i read this i LOL.

Hi ! How Are You Doing................?
 
Letter to bill Gates

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer
 

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems,  which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We
request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked
'run'   he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit',
so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife
lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button,
but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only
one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining
items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is
noteven a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I
use the PC at home only..
                                                                    
9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My
Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide   'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go
after my  office hours.

Regards,

Banta
                                                              
Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS,_._,___
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