You want to dump your GF?? What if she is perfect for you?

1. When your girlfriend demands expensive gifts, say that they are not your type, and you can't afford to buy gifts for them.

2. When she is eating titaura or icecream, say you are like an ordinary girls, i hate girls licking the fingers.

3. When she surprises you with a gift, tell them you can buy yourself.

4. Every time when she tries to hug you, tell her their armpit stinks.

5. Every time you are behind her while walking ask her to show you a catwalk.

6. Ask her you want to see her in two pieces.

7. Tell her that your dog is having puppies and you need to take a year off in order to train them to attack you picture.

8. Whenever she asks "Do you love me?". Reply her "Yeah I do, that's why they call me stupid".

9. Whenever you see her in new dress...tell her "I remind of buffalo gazing at the mustard field."

10. Tell her, last night you had a physical relation with her friend.

11. Praise another girl passing by when you are with her.

12. Call her to meet in a restaurant, and before she arrives go there with another girl and let her feel jealous.

13. Tell her that her dad is so bald that even housefly refuses to rest at his head.

14. Tell her that her brother womanizes.

And if all of the above fails.........then trust me no woman is as perfect as she is for you!...continue relation with her...think of getting married with her as you wont find anyone better than her.